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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luna eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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