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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tilly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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