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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tilly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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