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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Millie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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