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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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