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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daisy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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