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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Charlie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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