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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Molly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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