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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pennywise eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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