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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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