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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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