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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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