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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bob eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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