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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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