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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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