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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bilbo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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