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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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