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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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