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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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