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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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