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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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