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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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