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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dixie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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