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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Minnie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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