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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Minnie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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