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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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