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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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