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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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