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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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