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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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