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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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