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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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