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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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