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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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