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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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