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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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