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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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