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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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