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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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