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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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