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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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