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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gizmo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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