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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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