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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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