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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Coco eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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