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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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