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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Charlie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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