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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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