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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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