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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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