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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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