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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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