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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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