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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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