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Pet death

My aunt Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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